She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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