I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
