it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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