I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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