I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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