a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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