There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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