woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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