Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she pinky promised me she was 18
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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