Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Randomize
