i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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