How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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