i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
