They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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