well I can't set my house on fire every night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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