That's intense
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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