I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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