she woke up with a sticky ear
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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