I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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