pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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