i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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