Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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