Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize