Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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