She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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