Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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