I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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