The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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