you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize