And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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