your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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