i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need moral support for this bender
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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