How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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