and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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