The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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