she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
