You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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