Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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