We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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