Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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