So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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