Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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