9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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