You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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