Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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