so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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