me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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