that's an acceptable place to lick
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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