Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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