The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We have so much sex to catch up on
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
