she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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