Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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