yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
