He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
