If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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