Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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