who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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