Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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